Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Things you Shouldn't Shriek in Public

Number One: "Oh my god!! I'm growing a PENIS!!"

You should especially not shriek this in a very crowded Target and most especially not if you're a woman wearing baggy clothes and the strangers who gape at you can't tell you're pregnant with a boy and don't realize you're on your cell phone.

Trust me on this one, people.

Sarah Q

4 comments:

  1. Ha! I did that when I was pregnant with Fletcher at the mall. I definitely got some strange looks!

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  2. *howling* Well there you go. Words to live by.
    Stopping by from Caff.OC Mommy. I had to see what she was talking about.

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