Monday, February 7, 2011

I'm NOT too Sexy

Today marked a milestone in my life.

I hope.

Today, I do believe I experienced the most embarrassing moment of my life.

I hope. Please, God, let this be it.

After being a hermit for 9 long days and not leaving my house once (I'm kinda proud of that) I ventured out today. Grocery shopping needed to be done and errands needed to be run.

All was going well until I was in the grocery store, looking at the seafood (for my husband, not me. I hate seafood) when something happened. Something horribly familiar.

I froze in my moment of panic and looked around and realized that I had two choices in front of me. My Coach purse or the floor.

The choice was obvious.

I doubled over and puked all over the floor. I lost my lunch right there in the middle of a crowded grocery store and people were all around. And I couldn't stop.

When I was done I hightailed it. I didn't know what else to do. I just ran. A little old lady started chasing me yelling and asking if I was alright but I was simply too humiliated to stop.

And now.... Now I need to find a new grocery store because obviously I can never go there ever again.

I would just like to let the Universe know that I have officially reached my lifetime cap on embarrassing moments. So, Universe, give the rest you had stored up for me to someone else. I don't need them anymore.

Sarah Q


  1. Oh my god. Suck. Hope you are feeling better.

  2. I know the feeling. I almost had the same issue in a movie theater. I started carrying around a plastic grocery bag inside of a gallon bag just in case. Now at 17wks I finally took in out of my purse the other day.

  3. OMGosh! That is so funny, i would have done the exact same thing but I do feel so bad for you. I hope you are feeling better and I'm sure I'm about to do some embarrassing things soon too. So don't feel so bad Xx

  4. Awe, sweetie, good job hauling butt from the old lady! :) I kind of know the feeling. I wasn’t prego (on Lupron), but I got sick in the middle of the airport. Very embarrassing! Hope you recovered and are feeling better now. :)

  5. Oh man! I am so very sorry! I was just in the ER a week ago with a migraine. I puked all over the floor before they could get me a bucket. I know it is the ER & they expect that to happen but I was still mortified!

  6. Oh lady! Even though I've already heard this, I'm cracking up! So so so sorry lady, but yeah... it's funny! ;)


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